21 Thoughts You Have While Driving Solo Across The Country 

About 2 weeks ago, I drove from Texas to Florida for my cousin’s college graduation (congrats, cuz!) and then from Florida to North Georgia. It was suppose to be a 12 hour drive but with stops for gas and food, potty breaks, traffic, road work, and sloth-like drivers, I was in the car for a total of 14 hours. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love myself as much as the feminists tell me I should, but 14 hours straight with only myself for entertainment? Even the most killer playlist couldn’t cure that much boredom.  

  1. 12 hours? That’s not that bad, I can do this.
  2. Are my eyes open…?
  3. That was illegal but it’s okay.
  4. I feel like I forgot something…
  5. I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.
  6. Was that my exit? *GPS: Please make a u-turn at the next available opportunity* Damn.
  7. I need food.
  8. Maybe I am a sucky driver…
  9. GET IN YOUR OWN LANE!
  10. I am going 10 miles an hour over the speed limit, calm down sir.
  11. Ahhhhhhh this is my jam!
  12. I need to pee.
  13. Wow, people don’t know how to drive, I am the best driver ever.
  14. Am I there yet?
  15. COP! Shoot shoot shoot, slow down. BUT NOT THAT MUCH HE’LL NOTICE. Stupid.
  16. Ahhhhh THIS is my jam!
  17. Get over, get over, GET. OVER.
  18. “Jesus, take the wheeeeeeeel, take it from my hands, ‘cause I can’t do this on my owwwnnn.”
  19. Nice blinker, very visible.
  20. It’s cool, you can cut me off, my brakes work awesomely.
  21. Am I here? Oh god, I made it, yes. FREEDOM.
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